10 Weirdest Bird Attacks in Recorded History

5. Revenge of the Golden Eagle

According to a story in China Daily, one golden eagle won’t rest until he’s avenged his kid. In 2010, two villagers in Heilongjiang Province supposedly stole a baby golden eagle because they believed it “could cure hemorrhoids.” Ever since that weird meal, the pair has been the victim of repeated bird attacks at the hands of the golden eagle’s mother. In one instance, the golden eagle followed one of the men, attacking his car for more than half a mile. Of course, at this point, who’s really rooting for the hemorrhoid-riddled dummies who kicked off the whole nightmare?