Joe Exclamation
You read it correctly. At the end of the month over two million extraterrestrial enthusiasts are going to Naruto run their way into Area 51 to find out for once and for all, what goes on there.
But what will happen when 2 million people run illegally into probably the world’s most secretive and heavily guarded air-base?
Back in the 1860’s Lead and Silver were found in the part of the Nevada desert that we know today as Area 51. Mining company Groom Lead Mines Limited harvested these materials for nearly a hundred years, and named the dried up lake; Groom Lake.
In the 1950’s the CIA decided they needed a more secretive location for project AQUATONE, that they had been currently experimenting with at Edward’s Airforce Base in California. The Groom salt lake was a perfect natural runway and the CIA quickly expropriated a 25 square mile area. What project was so secret that it warranted building such a secluded airbase from scratch? Were they actually interested in something within the mines?
The base specialised in building and test flying experimental aircraft, like the U-2, an unmanned spy drone, and facilities for reverse engineering captured Soviet aircraft. Could this explain the strange futuristic craft and lights that Extraterrestrial Enthusiasts often see above the area?
The disc-like fuselage of the OXCART for example would often surprise even commercial flight pilots, whizzing by overhead at speeds of over 2000 mph.
Could the military base constructed for the purpose of experimental aeronautical engineering have created these aircraft or are they merely reverse engineering marooned spacecraft as supposed ex-worker Bob Lazar publicly stated?
The secretive nature of the CIA has done nothing but fuel conspiracies from the start, and they only publicly acknowledged the existence of Area 51 or “Homey Airport” for the first time in 2013, over 60 years later.
In fact in the 70’s astronauts on board Skylab 4 had inadvertently photographed a certain location. A certain location which the CIA had specifically warned not to.
In fact “the CIA considered no other spot on Earth to be as sensitive as Groom Lake”
Surely they are hiding more than secret aircraft prototypes?
After thousands more UFO sightings and testimonials, twitch streamer Matty Roberts decided to put an end to the mystery and created a facebook page to organize a mass attack on Area 51. With phrases like “If we Naruto run we can move faster than their bullets.” and “Let’s seen them aliens.” the storming of the Nellis Airforce Base is set to happen on September the 20th at 3am.
As is to be expected the FBI quickly took action and paid Matty a visit. He explained that it was all a joke and wasn’t actually planning an attack. Nevertheless the “camo dudes” posted at Area 51 were all briefed about the mysterious physics of the Naruto run.
Matty’s Facebook page promptly disappeared from Facebook despite his best efforts to reinstate it. He even created two new ones which were also deleted.
When inquirers from local news stations began to questioning Facebook’s motives, the page magically reappeared. Could the NSA have been putting pressure on the Media Giant to censor the event?
Over 2 million people have signed up as attending the event and whilst Matty has tried to steer the event into something positive; “Alien Stock” which will be taking place in Rachel, Nevada, others are putting together a strategy to divide the two million runners into different starsigns, each in charge of a different assault.
Just in case, the 2 million visitors do decide to storm the base, Air Force spokeswoman Laura McAndrews issued a warning saying: “[Area 51] is an open training range for the U.S. Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces”, “any attempt to illegally access the area is highly discouraged”.
Given that the military guards and “Camo Dudes” are openly authorized to use lethal force, Warfare Gaming has made quite a realistic simulation of the attack.
Okay, here it gets a bit unlikely…
But what will happen?
The sudden appearance of 2 million people in a town with a population of 56 is a little overwhelming. In fact Lincoln County officials drafted an emergency plan to pool resources with neighboring counties, anticipating the local cellphone network to be unable to cope with the additional traffic, as well as over crowding at campsites, gas stations and public medical services, not to mention the insufficient food, water and gas.
The local residents have also warned that they would be ready to “step up to protect their property”, adding that “things will get ugly.”
Do you think that Area 51 is hiding some kind of extraterrestrial remains?
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