A User’s Guide to Truly Effective Laziness

9. Swish and Flip

Did you know that over the course of an average life span, the typical human spends more than 400 days of their life re-attaching the twisty tie on bags of sandwich bread? That’s more than a year! … Okay, that’s a lie, but now that you’ve thought about it, you’re wondering how much of your life you’ve wasted by not just spinning the bread bag and putting it back. You really think those twisty ties are helping keep things extra fresh? Really?