A User’s Guide to Truly Effective Laziness

7. Floss Knife

No, we’re not talking about a music group (Floss Knife! New band name, called it!). We’re talking about how you can enjoy a delicious pastry without having to muddy up a perfectly good knife (which then requires washing, ugh.) Just use dental floss – which will cut through any pastry with ease – and toss it when you’re done.