A User’s Guide to Truly Effective Laziness

3. Mow That Lawn

What’s the worst part about mowing the lawn? Is it being outside or is it being on your feet? Nope, it’s the unholy combination of both. Thankfully, if you’re willing to stick a pole in the middle of your lawn, it’s problem solved! Even better, you have a combo flag pole or tetherball court whenever you want it. Great for that crop circle look on your lawn.