A User’s Guide to Truly Effective Laziness

17. Toilet Paper Etiquette

Growing up there was a constant debate in my house as to which direction the paper should go, over the roll or under. My mom was so passionate about this topic that we would make a point of flipping the TP around just to bug her. Why? Because toilet paper etiquette is not a thing. All that matters is having TP close at hand when the time comes. So, this isn’t lazy, it’s taking a stand. While sitting down.