A User’s Guide to Truly Effective Laziness

14. Never Take Two Trips Again

Tired of having to walk back and forth from your kitchen to your car to bring in the groceries because your fingers can’t take the weight? Just use a jumbo rock-climbing clip to tote your grocery bags in one easy-to-carry finger-saving clump. Do some bicep curls while you’re at it and you’ll get a workout in at the same time.