A User’s Guide to Truly Effective Laziness

10. PAM Your Shovel

No matter how brilliant you are at being lazy, eventually you’ll have to do some manual labor. It’s inevitable, especially if you live up North and you just have to get to the 7-11 for another Slurpee right now. Mother Nature makes it so you might eventually have to shovel something. You can avoid a big portion of the hassle by simply spraying some PAM on your shovel blade; the snow will slide right off. You still have to do the work (sorry), but it might take a little less effort (you’re welcome).