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3. You Can’t Share a Meal
This is fundamental. In any relationship, the three things you will do most commonly are sleep together (like, literally sleep), chat, and share a meal. And sharing food combines two of those three things. If you can’t share a meal with the one you’re with (loud chewer? stinky food lover? dull mealtime conversationalist?), you need to end things, straight up. We all eat, and if you can’t enjoy eating with the person you’re supposed to love you’re looking at spending a good hour and a half a day (at a minimum) on your own.
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