12. On Hillary Clinton
So, it’s looking probable that Donald Trump is going to be facing down Hillary Clinton for the top prize. Let’s allow ourselves another brief moment to weep for the state of America’s democracy and then move on … Okay, better? At one point, Trump was recorded as saying, “Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the United States.” In the Donald’s defense, he may accidentally be right. Hillary Clinton really sucks. What’s odd, though, is that Trump didn’t always think so. Being evil people, the two have had plenty of interaction in the past. At one point, Trump explained, “Hillary Clinton, I think, is a terrific woman. I mean, I’m a little biased because I’ve known her for years. I think she really works hard and I think she does a good job. And I like her.”