11 Bizarre Stories That Capture the Essence of Burning Man

7. That Burning Sensation

Sure, you’re in the desert and you’re surrounded by a bunch of well-meaning, open-minded love fans, but that doesn’t mean STDs take the weekend off. According to one second hand story, a person’s friend “arrived with lots of jewelry, one set of clothes, and a bag of weed. He was offered a drink of “water” and doesn’t remember anything else other than he woke up day or two later next to two random chicks, one with a strap-on, a sore (ahem), and a burning sensation when he pees. He’s planning to go back again…’” Hopefully he’ll bring condoms next time.