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10. Nothing Says Burning Man Like …
One excited festival-goer got to Black Rock City a day or so early. He traveled to his camp site, tossed down his air mattress, stripped down and got to sleep. The next morning, he was still completely alone. He decided to brush his teeth before pulling out some clean clothes, only to get a little company as he’s cleaning. “As I’m brushing, some random dude comes riding by on a bicycle from out of the desert (further out, away from the humanity I could see) and, as he pedals by, says with a completely straight face, ‘Nuthin’ say’s ‘Burning Man’ like a naked man brushing his teeth.’”
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