Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Their Parents

3. The Lady’s Man

What’s the best way to get a girlfriend? “Tell her to be my girlfriend or she’ll never see her parents again.”

4. Oh, The Waves

“My nieces was sitting on the couch with a weird look on her face. Her mom asked her what she was thinking about, and she said, “I’m imagining the waves of blood rushing over me.”