Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Their Parents

35. Uh … Thanks?

“Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want.”

36. Past Lives, vol. 3

“Before I was born here, I had a sister, right? Her and my other mom are so old now. They were ok when the car was on fire, but I sure wasn’t!”

37. Past Lives, vol. 4

After dealing with his younger brother’s fear of water, one person asked why he was so terrified of water. This was his little brother’s response, “I was in a big unsinkable ship, we hit the biggest iceberg and then it was really busy and then I got really cold and wet I went to a warm bright place and waited until my next family came.”