Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Their Parents

31. The Rabbit Fan

“My son says, ‘Dad, do you lose weight if you get rid of those things inside your back?’ I say, ‘What things?’ To which he responds, ‘The rabbits with no hair or eyes.’”

32. The School Bot

“My 5-year-old son asked me, ‘What do you see through the black circles in my eyes when you’re controlling me while I’m at school?’”