Childhood Totally Sucked: 19 Reminders Why Adulthood Isn’t So Bad

2. Being Ordered To Bed

As an adult, if I want to stay up late binge-watching old episodes of Friends, I will damn well stay up and laugh at how lame Ross is. Sure, my eyes will be dark rings of regret in the morning, but those are my dark rings. Being ordered to bed at some unreasonably reasonable time by a jerk who was just going to stay up late (probably watching reruns of M.A.S.H.) was just no fair!