9 Stories That Prove Babysitting Can Be the Scariest Job on the Planet

8. It’s a Parent Toy, Not a Puppy Toy

Redditor eternityinspace was babysitting a kid who simply refused to sleep when his parents weren’t home unless he was in their bed. Of course, as soon as eternityinspace turned her back, the little girl started exploring … and she promptly found a massive, ahem, marital aid. On seeing this giant latex cylinder, the little girl naturally assumes that it’s a dog toy. So, she gives it to the family basset hound, who proceeds to parade his new toy all over the house.