9 Stories That Prove Babysitting Can Be the Scariest Job on the Planet

6. Don’t Leave Your House Key Exposed

Poor, poor Strip_Mall_Ninja. Every babysitter has had to deal with the carnage when their charges get creative with the poop. But only a rookie invites that mess without preparation. When this babysitter’s kid went to the bathroom, she assumed everything was fine, until the kid ran bottomless into the living room, grabbed her house key and tossed it happily into the poo-filled toilet. While she was scooping the key out of the john, the kid took his time spreading his feces across the family couch.