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3. Keep This Child Away From Animals
Redditor Angelapolis was babysitting her niece when she noticed the kid had gone suspiciously quiet. That’s always a recipe for mischief, but this first grader had tried to stab a cop with a pair of scissors about six months earlier, so … there was cause for concern. When Angelapolis found the little one, the kid had a sharpened pencil hovering over their dog’s head. On questioning, the kid claimed she was, “helping the dog go to heaven so she could get a cat instead.”
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