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7. The Human Centipede
I didn’t really want to include this one, as I want to pretend that it doesn’t exist and I (thankfully) haven’t watched it myself. And I never want to. But considering it was mentioned to me in passing, and I wish I’d gone momentarily deaf (and blind, just for dramatic emphasis), and it continues to haunt me, I couldn’t leave it out. But there are people out there who have watched it. Why would you watch this film? Why would you make this film? Why would you sit down and write this screenplay? What is wrong with you?!
I don’t want to even think about explaining it. If you’re curious, google it. Then wish you didn’t. Then delete your browser history and feel disgusted with humanity. And carry the memory of what you’ve seen with you ’til the day you die.
I warned you.
