19 Hilarious Spring Break Stories

14. “I Was in Panama and Hiking Through the Jungle, Speeding Through the Canal on a Speedboat, and Took a Plane to an Island That Apparently Had No Water. Once I Got so Sick I Passed Out and Fell Into the Toilet I Had Just Peed In. I Then Ate a Raw Cashew Nut After Our Tour Guide Said It Was Okay. Incidentally, It’s Not Okay. My Lip Scabbed up From the Burn and Then I Broke Out With a Poison Ivy-like Rash Over My Entire Body Because Raw Cashews Have the Same Chemical As Poison Ivy.”