19 Hilarious Spring Break Stories

13. “I Trekked Over to a Random Tattoo Shop, and Under the Needle I Went. The Tattoo Artist Was Drinking and Smoked a Huge J**nt Halfway Through. I Should Have Left Right Then, but I Didn’t, and Somehow Ended up With a Red Heineken Star on Each Ankle. One — Totally Unsymmetrical! I Still Have Them to This Day.”