18 Reasons Hipsters Should Be Banned From the Kitchen

7. Bacon. On Everything.

Okay, yes, bacon is the nectar of the Gods and it is all that is right in the world. Obviously. But come on, hipsters, you don’t need to put bacon on everything you can possibly think of. Think of it like this: sometimes you have to eat other stuff so that you have something to compare with the simple joy of bacon.