18 Reasons Hipsters Should Be Banned From the Kitchen

6. The Most Unholy Taco

Whoever invented the cauliflower and kale taco should be dragged out into the street and beaten to within an inch of their lives. It’s not really a taco if you’re not putting anything good in it. “Taco” is Spanish for delicious crap crammed into a shell. Cauliflower and kale defiles that meaning in the worst way possible.