18 Reasons Hipsters Should Be Banned From the Kitchen

5. The Spade Breakfast

If nothing else, this is just a sign that hipsters are trying too hard. It’s not enough to get your eggs and bacon on a plate? You have to throw everything on a surface that’s just going to make my breakfast cave in on itself like a sinkhole at the Corvette Museum? Yes, we’re eating beans and eggs, we’re very rugged, but it’s not enough for me to know it; the entire restaurant must bask in my manliness!