18 Reasons Hipsters Should Be Banned From the Kitchen

18. Past Blue Ribbon

Hipsters and PBR are like peanut butter and jelly. But the real secret is that Pabst Blue Ribbon has only ever won a single blue ribbon and that was at the World’s Fair (true story). The World’s Fair was held in 1893, more than 120 years ago. It hasn’t won one since. You know why? Because every day (literally every day), someone invents a better beer than PBR. It’s watered down piss, people.