18 Reasons Hipsters Should Be Banned From the Kitchen

17. Cold Brew Coffee

You know what the mysterious secret of coffee’s success is? The warmth. Otherwise you learn that coffee takes like chalky garbage. There’s a reason people toss coffee when it cools off. Because that stuff is awful. The warmth helps disguise the taste long enough to put you in a good mood. Cold coffee is just like a punishment for the sake popularity.