9. Carly and Putin: Close Friends
Carly thinks Putin is supes important. She’s like all over the whole foreign policy thing and she totes meets with big time foreign leaders like all the time. In fancy “private meetings”, too. At least, that’s what Fiorina claimed in the fourth Republican debate, that she’d met Russian President Vladimir Putin in a “private meeting,” and not in a green room like some more loftily coiffed candidates. Moving past the fact that she was bragging about being on good terms with an a-hole like Putin, she was also totally lying again. She did meet Putin in a green room, when they were both speakers at some … I don’t know, I didn’t read that far. Let’s go with, they were both speakers at The Conference to Destroy Women’s Right’s. It seems reasonable given both of their track records.