8. Jeb Bush Thinks Supergirl is ‘Hot’
The American people don’t really want to think about our President’s penis. No sane person in the history of time has ever been clamoring for Presidential sex deets … which is why you keep your personal preferences to yourself, Jeb Bush. When asked a super softball question at a Las Vegas event, the now defunct Presidential candidate was asked to name his favorite Marvel superhero. Bush chose Batman (which is completely wrong in so many nerdy ways that will not be explored here). Then, he went on to say that he was looking forward to seeing the new Supergirl show on CBS because the star, “looked pretty hot.” No one wants to hear about your old man feelings for some girl who could be your granddaughter, Jeb.