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6. The Bell Beefer
Here’s something I sincerely hope Taco Bell’s head chefs are listening to: No one in the history of food has ever been eating a Taco Bell taco and thought, “I wish this ground up tendon and asshole was in something resembling a bun.” When people want to pretend they’re eating a taco, they go to Taco Bell; when they want to pretend they’re eating a burger, they go elsewhere. And never the twain shall meet.
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